Inspirational Quotes: Scrubs

February 23rd 2008 Quotes 0 comments

Because I just got a DVD set of the show, here is a Scrubs special.

Sean: “You know Freud said that 90% of all human behavior is motivated by sexual impulses. Give me some credit, I would say at least 30% of my behavior is motivated by advertising and the rest by violence in film.”

Turk: “This is the reason why your headache didn’t go away. That’s actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.”

Dr. Cox: “I don’t know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy dog tails where you obviously, if not grew up, then at least spent most of your summers, but you’re in the real world now!”

Janitor: “Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told security to look into it. But no, no, they’d rather catch the guy who’s stealing organs from the transplant ward.”

Dr. Cox: “Couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don’t let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time.”

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